Forget about the keys. I want to find my black Moochi dress/tank top. Miraculously found in a thrift store and given to me by former roommate Emma (wow), this garment was a weekly wardrobe staple until it disappeared from my closet about three months ago.
I wouldn’t be worried, normally, but since I now do laundry in a communal laundry room downstairs, it is possible that the Moochi top is no longer in my apartment. If that is the case – good luck and godspeed, Moochi top. I will never see you again.