Did you think this was a real 404 graphic and that my site was down? No, of course you didn’t – you’re smarter than that. But this site HAS been down a fair amount lately, thanks to Bluehost. The last time I called them to ask why my site was down, the customer service representative was so rubbish (“I don’t know why your site is down. I don’t know when it will be up again. And I can offer you no compensation or reassurance other than to email you an article about the many issues our server MIGHT POSSIBLY be having. Did I mention that buying a more expensive hosting plan might help the situation?”) that I got furious. And I don’t furious easily. You’re on my list, Bluehost. This list. You’re hosting your own negative review. HA. Well, when your servers are functioning, anyway.