Don’t feel bad, Jennifer Garner has a crossover toe too.
I actually used to think (until today’s Google research) that this drawing illustrated a “hammertoe”. Now I know that a hammertoe is something different. I don’t know if there are any celebrities with famous hammertoes. Angelina Jolie could probably make hammertoes cool, if she wanted to.
If there’s anyone at Google (or the NSA) who’s looking at my search history, they might be a little disturbed to see how many messed-up toe images I looked at today. Blech. I don’t want to look at bare feet pictures ever again. Please trust me when I say there are gross, gross, gross pictures of deformed toes on the internet, and you don’t want to see them. I do these searches in the name of art, and also list-making.