I Found The Nexus of All Evil

I Found The Nexus of All Evil

And you’re lookin at it. Manhattan Beach, California. I went in. Because The People Should Know. “What new flavor of hell is Skechers cramming down American gullets these days?” I wondered. Well, I found out. Skechers is selling an MBT-rip-off round-bottomed goon boot, calling it the Shape Up, and saying “Get in Shape Without Setting Foot in a Gym.” So. What burns me the most? The fact that they stole a shoe design (as they so often do), the fact that they stole a hideously UGLY shoe design, or the fact that they are marketing their shoes with ridiculous exaggerations? I don’t even know. I need to watch that Robyn video to get in a better head space.

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