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This just in: guys are now trying to pick up girls in bars by walking past them and putting a hand on their lower backs for a moment too long. WTF Infinity. Was hearing this bizarre intrusive phenomenon described by a friend last weekend while out at a show… and realized… it had happened to both of us that same night, by completely different (random skeezy) guys! Whut! Is this like a meme? I don’t know what possibility is worse… that guys are actually discussing this as a technique to meet the ladies…or… that this pickup strategy is somehow leaping from mind to mind telepathically.

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