I highly recommend listening to “Anchor Me” by The Muttonbirds, and pretending that it is a love song to Paul Anka.
Hey, actually I kind of like this old fifties record cover (sorry about the crappy image resolution). It has nice balance. I think it would look good blown up and made into a large latch hook wall hanging.
Wow. There is a seed of an idea in here. Latch hooking has great potential for ironic kitsch art, ala Jeff Koons. Now googling: Jeff+Koons+latch+hook. Okay, fine. Ironic latch hooking belongs to Rob Conger. Dumb. Whatever. Latch hooking is so 5 minutes ago.